Random thoughts.......................

[Qcman17]

The only time I'm not pulling your chain is if I end the sentence with seriously

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[lacanteen]

Why are the words ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to read?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why are the words ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to read?

To mess with you because they know you don't have your glasses or contacts in the shower.

Same type of evilness when ordering a cola in a restaurant. I'm convinced they all have Coke and Pepsi, but whichever you order, they ask if the other is okay just to mess with you .

 

[lacanteen]

There's no such thing as having no dishwasher. You either have or are one.

 

[samd1351]

Os the best way to watch a fishing tournament "live stream"?

 

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[oneheadlite]

...ever notice that you never hear of someone getting
killed from 'running with scissors!!

 

[5-OH]

Why do we name cars after animals? I understand the Mustang thing, and I get the cobra, beetle and viper, but what’s the deal with current car companies? They don’t seem to be using animal names anymore I mean I’d love to see the the Kia Zebra, Chevrolet Squirrel, Dodge Chicken, Porsche Platypus or even the Tesla Tarantula.

 

[lacanteen]

If bread goes bad we throw it away, If bananas go bad we make bread out of them.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

There's no such thing as having no dishwasher. You either have or are one.

Yeah, I'm currently the latter. No worries though, my kids are bound to "inherit" that shift as time passes by.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s funny how those pastors on TV stretch out their hands and everybody falls to the ground, except for the cameramen.

 

[Bikeman315]

It’s funny how those pastors on TV stretch out their hands and everybody falls to the ground, except for the cameramen.

The cameramen are not Christians.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

The cameramen are not Christians.

Damn! My instincts were right, they always had that "Jewish vibe" in them.

 

[lacanteen]

Fleeing from police is like choosing the double or nothing option.

 

[lacanteen]

Use breasts to sell food and booze no one bats an eye. Use them as nature intended and everyone loses their minds.

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