Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Coin operated car vacuums should add time if coins are sucked up.

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[lacanteen]

It’s an unspoken law that whenever a giant boulder is barreling towards someone in a movie, they have to run in a straight line instead of getting out of the way.

 

[lacanteen]

Bobby Flay should marry a woman named Sue.

 

[SEERED]

I do what I can and then I can what I do, call it self preservation.

 

[lacanteen]

The amount of karma I have can be roughly translated to the number of times I have made a completely random stranger on the internet smile.

 

[lacanteen]

it is perfectly fine to eat fries with ketchup but an absolute hate crime to put ketchup on mashed potatoes.

 

[Sivi70980]

I think ketchup is gross. I put BBQ sauce on fries.

A million times agree!!! Current favorite is Sweet Baby Ray's. I prefer sweet over vinegar BBQ sauce for sure. Also hate mustard.

 

[shogun32]

I think ketchup is gross. I put BBQ sauce on fries.

oh come on the only correct topping is *asian* mayo. The yellow NASTY stuff. 17 yrs in Japan and I could never eat that mayo. Don't much care for American mayo either but at least I don't throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[lacanteen]

oh come on the only correct topping is *asian* mayo. The yellow NASTY stuff. 17 yrs in Japan and I could never eat that mayo. Don't much care for American mayo either but at least I don't throw up in my mouth a little.

I use malt vinegar on my "real" fries, especially if hand cut.

 

[jwt]

I use malt vinegar on my "real" fries, especially if hand cut.

Only if it is proper Brown malt vinegar, preferably Sarsons

 

[lacanteen]

It’s a good thing farts aren’t “contagious” like yawns…

 

[lacanteen]

Hyperlinks on most websites are blue and turn purple after you've read them. Put more simply: Blue + Read = Purple.

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

 

[Sivi70980]

Hyperlinks on most websites are blue and turn purple after you've read them. Put more simply: Blue + Read = Purple.

Did we just get "dad joked"?

 

[Sivi70980]

I just realized that Millennial parents are totally going to let kids name themselves...

Get ready to deal with people named 'Batman' and 'Elsa from Frozen'.

The emo kid will name themselves POS or loser?

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