Random thoughts.......................

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

'spontaneous orgasms'?

That's what Rosey palm and her five sisters are for

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[lacanteen]

Snooze minutes are nowhere near as long as microwave minutes.

 

[samd1351]

If women are always right, what happens when two lesbians argue?

Posed this question to my wife's niece who is a lesbian. Waiting on a response.

 

[shogun32]

Posed this question to my wife's niece who is a lesbian. Waiting on a response.

used to play ice hockey did you? At least you have the equipment to protect yourself from the incoming beatdown...

 

[samd1351]

used to play ice hockey did you? At least you have the equipment to protect yourself from the incoming beatdown...

Actually, she's really pretty good about the lesbian jokes. She made made fun of herself for buying a Subaru Forester (apparently it's a known lesbian car, or so I've been told).

 

[lacanteen]

I seriously miss the days when I would wake up and Justin Bieber would be the most annoying thing to read in the news.

 

[lacanteen]

It's interesting how quickly 'too drunk to cook a frozen pizza' can become 'sober enough to fight a fire'.

 

[lacanteen]

If I continuously offer people a penny for their thoughts and they give me their two cents I could make a fortune.

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes we’re overwhelmed, sometimes we’re underwhelmed, but never are we actually whelmed.

 

[tcman54]

No thoughts just a stat, at 10:15am yesterday Elon Musk over took Jeffery Bezos as the world's richest man at $186 billion.

TC

 

[Sivi70980]

No thoughts just a stat, at 10:15am yesterday Elon Musk over took Jeffery Bezos as the world's richest man at $186 billion.

TC

Is that all? Yeesh

 

[jwt]

And if you think Jeff Bezos is a despicable human being you really should read your history about robber barons. Carnegie et al make our current tech billionaires look like choir boys.

 

[lacanteen]

They should remake the bachelor but instead of a guy it’s a dog and it’s 16 families competing to be his new home.

 

[lacanteen]

Somewhere, at some point, a married pair of auctioneers have had an amazing argument.

 

[Sivi70980]

They should remake the bachelor but instead of a guy it’s a dog and it’s 16 families competing to be his new home.

This is a million dollar idea right here. Generally people like animals more than other people now days so this would be huge.

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