Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all of the items you have lost throughout your life.

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[lacanteen]

Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

 

[lacanteen]

One of the worst jobs in the world has to be a fruit stand vendor in a James Bond movie.

 

[lacanteen]

People think being smart is knowing everything, without asking questions, but it’s actually the opposite.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

One of the worst jobs in the world has to be a fruit stand vendor in a James Bond movie.

I have a feeling there are worse jobs at Cologuard.

 

[lacanteen]

Imagine having to explain cheese on a burger to a cow.

 

[Questortapes74]

This $hit is something...

 

[lacanteen]

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists is says dyslexia.

 

[EmCel]

Hmmmmm ....

"What can you do with these fingers besides putting nail polish on???"

( It just popped up on my FB btw, didn't search for it. So got me thinking)

 

[HoosierDaddy]

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists is says dyslexia.

My doctor told me I could masturbate anytime I wanted. But my wife says that isn't what he meant when he said I could have a stroke at any time.

 

[lacanteen]

There probably is a guy in Hell named Chance.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There probably is a guy in Hell named Chance.

What's worse is he's fat.

 

[Interceptor]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all of the items you have lost throughout your life.

My wife's closet. Most heard quote heard from closet, "I've been looking for this"

 

[Questortapes74]

The only time that there’s a big difference between a runner who is the best of the worst and a runner who is the worst of the best is when the two are the only ones being chased by a hungry grizzly bear. Only one is going to be a winner and the other is going to be dinner.

 

[oneheadlite]

Was the movie; "The Last Hard Men" made when Pfizer stopped
making Viagra and started concentrating on the Covid vaccine???????

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