Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste a good as you expected.

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[lacanteen]

The Calzone was definitely invented by someone that dropped the pizza on the floor on the way to bake it.

 

[lacanteen]

What do people in China call their good dishes?

 

[Bikeman315]

What do people in China call their good dishes?

That's easy......

 

[oneheadlite]

...are 'sugar free' sugar wafers an oxymoron????????

 

[lacanteen]

They should paint a line on the road where you’ll safely make it through a yellow light if you’re traveling the speed limit.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

They should paint a line on the road where you’ll safely make it through a yellow light if you’re traveling the speed limit.

Sure. No kids like I was would ever paint extra stripes twice as far from the intersection.

 

[Questortapes74]

Won't work. There are two types of people in the world: People who hammer down to beat the yellow, and people who will come to a dead stop 5 seconds before the light changes...

My grandfather had a modified version of the hammer.

“There are 2 types of people. Hammers and nails. Neither are helpful when you get screwed”

 

[lacanteen]

When you realize how common it is in the animal kingdom for females to eat or kill the males after mating, you start to see oral as more of a trust-building ritual than foreplay.

 

[Timeless]

Won't work. There are two types of people in the world: People who hammer down to beat the yellow, and people who will come to a dead stop 5 seconds before the light changes...

The moment you realize if they really cared about traffic accidents they would extend the yellow.....and then think about the loss in ticket revenue.

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

If the state of Ohio actually cared about your safety, they would have helmet laws for motorcycle riders. Instead they just have seatbelt laws for the rest of us. I actually used that argument once to get out of a ticket for not wearing a seat belt. I told the officer that it was not fair that I have 4K pounds of steel around me and airbags to protect me, but the state will allow these idiots to ride a motorcycle with out a helmet, that just proves to me its all about money and in reality the state doesn't give a damn about us or our safety.

 

[lacanteen]

If a British man tells me he lost 20 pounds, I don’t know if I should say “We’ll done!” or “That sucks.”

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

If Jesus Christ is the son of GOD, who is God the son of?

 

[lacanteen]

Phobias are basically psychological allergies.

 

[lacanteen]

Attempted murder should carry the same jail sentence as murder, you still tried to kill the person but you just weren’t very good at it.

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