Random thoughts.......................

[BeastAR]

Why do people drive down a parkway and park in a driveway?

A lot of people call it a Hot Water Heater for a home, but hot water doesn't need to be heated...

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[oneheadlite]

My 9 yo Grandson (at the time) was having trouble w/a girlfriend.
He asked me; Papaw, can you explain women to me?

I just said; "son, I've known your Gramma for 45 years and I
STILL can't explain her and we get along."

 

[m3incorp]

It is for a tiny house, so no worries.

Man, just not my week, cant get my new guitar in tune, FPL is flying drones over my house and now after living here for 6 years they are in the process of clearing the empty lot behind me to build a house, should I move?

 

[lacanteen]

It amazes me that there actually was a time before sandwiches.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that shows up once in a while.

 

[lacanteen]

People who say money can’t buy happiness never bought a dog.

 

[lacanteen]

My therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social interactions.

I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

 

[Qcman17]

People who say money can’t buy happiness never bought a dog.

My father in law had a saying. "What good is happiness it can't buy money."

 

[lacanteen]

People say “Kiss my ass” as a bad thing but every ass-kiss I’ve been a part of has been great experience.

 

[lacanteen]

Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.

 

[lacanteen]

One often overlooked but very important aspects of evolution is that our arms are exactly long enough for us to wipe our own ass.

 

[jtmat]

Man, just not my week, cant get my new guitar in tune, FPL is flying drones over my house and now after living here for 6 years they are in the process of clearing the empty lot behind me to build a house, should I move?

No, don't move... but get into the habit of locking your car door. I've read they are building a halfway house (facility) at that location.

That is why they are flying drones... get used to it.

Your guitar is scared since it is something easily taken and pawned.

 

[lacanteen]

Why does my crock pot have an IP address but I still have to sit alone at a red light at 3:00 AM for 2 minutes?

 

[lacanteen]

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry.

 

[Interceptor]

Fine!
Nevermind!
Whatever!
I'll be ready in 5 minutes

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