Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Much like the DMZ between North and South Korea, you should never walk on the grassy median between the pet store and the parking lot.

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[lacanteen]

Medusa is significantly scarier when you remember that leg hair and pubic hair exists.

 

[tcman54]

Man, just not my week, cant get my new guitar in tune, FPL is flying drones over my house and now after living here for 6 years they are in the process of clearing the empty lot behind me to build a house, should I move?

 

[lacanteen]

Cold pizza and warm beer are the same temperature.

 

[lacanteen]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could have been avoided if you had just been an asshole? That's me.

 

[lacanteen]

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep painting naked pictures of my dad?

 

[lacanteen]

It turns out that living through a global disaster that will be remembered in history books isn't anywhere nearly as exciting as reading about it in history books makes it seem.

 

[BeastAR]

Why do people drive down a parkway and park in a driveway?

A lot of people call it a Hot Water Heater for a home, but hot water doesn't need to be heated...

 

[oneheadlite]

My 9 yo Grandson (at the time) was having trouble w/a girlfriend.
He asked me; Papaw, can you explain women to me?

I just said; "son, I've known your Gramma for 45 years and I
STILL can't explain her and we get along."

 

[m3incorp]

It is for a tiny house, so no worries.

Man, just not my week, cant get my new guitar in tune, FPL is flying drones over my house and now after living here for 6 years they are in the process of clearing the empty lot behind me to build a house, should I move?

 

[lacanteen]

It amazes me that there actually was a time before sandwiches.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that shows up once in a while.

 

[lacanteen]

People who say money can’t buy happiness never bought a dog.

 

[lacanteen]

My therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social interactions.

I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

 

[Qcman17]

People who say money can’t buy happiness never bought a dog.

My father in law had a saying. "What good is happiness it can't buy money."

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