Random thoughts.......................

[Bugs]

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

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[tcman54]

Saw Bike's post, well..

You want me to do what in your Mustang?

 

[lacanteen]

Labor Day should come before Mother’s Day. That would make more sense.

 

[Reap]

See this one i don't get, I've only ever bought hot dogs in packs of 8. Where are these mythical 10 packs?

I've seen them.

 

[Reap]

Why do people argue that toilet paper goes under when it's clearly supposed to go over?

I guess it depends on if you have a cat unless you just like having toilet paper all over the floor.

 

[lacanteen]

It's kind of weird being the same age as old people.

 

[tcman54]

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[shogun32]

and yet I haven't eaten a single hot dog in 30 years. I must be un-American.

 

[samd1351]

and yet I haven't eaten a single hot dog in 30 years. I must be un-American.

That's ok. Pretty sure I ate your share, so it's covered.

 

[lacanteen]

The plastic surgery industry seems to neglect the market for middle aged dangling balls. Seems like low hanging fruit.

 

[oneheadlite]

and yet I haven't eaten a single hot dog in 30 years. I must be un-American.

Gonna eat a hot dog for lunch last week.
I got one outta the pack and just started looking at it.
Asked my wife; "what if I sliced it down the middle and
fried it. Wonder how it would taste"?

She said; " if it's fried, it would have to be good!"

 

[shogun32]

you're supposed to dredge the split dog in (butter)milk, italian bread crumbs, egg and then coarsely crushed corn flakes, then fry it.

Or that seems to be how the carney's do it on the Food Network shows.

 

[Bugs]

If you think your job is pointless, just remember there's a guy in Germany installing turn signals on BMWs.

 

[lacanteen]

If methadone is free to addicts because they have a disease then why is chemo not free for cancer patients?

 

[lacanteen]

There are two types of car owners. One gets mad at the rain for getting their car dirty, and the other is happy as the rain cleans their car.

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