Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

It’s a dilemma when your sarcasm is so advanced, people think you are stupid.

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[Bikeman315]

It’s a dilemma when your sarcasm is so advanced, people think you are stupid.

No problem. All you need is a sign......

 

[Sivi70980]

Behind every successful woman is a man...
checking out her ass.

And filling her car with gas...

 

[Bikeman315]

And filling her car with gas...

Lived in SC for 3 1/4 years. Wife has never filled her own tank. She now has our daughters down here to do it when I can't. Oh, by the way, she can. She just doesn't want too.

 

[Sivi70980]

Lived in SC for 3 1/4 years. Wife has never filled her own tank. She now has our daughters down here to do it when I can't. Oh, by the way, she can. She just doesn't want too.

Yes, they surely can...just sadly don't till it's on fumes with no other options. I've recently joined the "fill her tank on Sunday" crowd. Gotta be careful though, she might start to think I like her.

 

[Sivi70980]

I wonder if the good people at Apple have thought about changing the algorithm a little bit so when we text, minor things are autocorrected incorrectly. A great example would be to change to the incorrect you're/your or they're/their/there.

 

[lacanteen]

Can crannies exist independently, or are they always associated with nooks?

 

[lacanteen]

I don't want to brag, but I'm sure that whenever someone says “I don’t want to brag” they’re getting ready to brag.

 

[Bugs]

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

 

[tcman54]

Saw Bike's post, well..

You want me to do what in your Mustang?

 

[lacanteen]

Labor Day should come before Mother’s Day. That would make more sense.

 

[Reap]

See this one i don't get, I've only ever bought hot dogs in packs of 8. Where are these mythical 10 packs?

I've seen them.

 

[Reap]

Why do people argue that toilet paper goes under when it's clearly supposed to go over?

I guess it depends on if you have a cat unless you just like having toilet paper all over the floor.

 

[lacanteen]

It's kind of weird being the same age as old people.

 

[tcman54]

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