Random thoughts.......................

[Questortapes74]

Alright, he's not a replicant.

Oh but he is...

”One humanoid escapee
One android on the run
Seeking freedom beneath the lonely desert sun...” Rush, Body Electric

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[Interceptor]

When will the news be the news again?
No more political BS please.
Are their no airplane, train, bus, or boat accidents? What's about the whales, seals, snails. Just something. Someone going out of business, teacher caught selling drugs on the playground.

Anything but politics 24 hours of the day,
cheeez !!

 

[Rinzler]

Why does every generation think the next generation is the worst to ever walk the planet? As if they are some generation that has propelled human society so much that they are the gatekeepers of the human standard. Live your life, stay in your own lane, and die like everyone else.

 

[tcman54]

Live your life, stay in your own lane, and die like everyone else.

Or be a Mustang owner and while at a Cars & Coffee gathering, "Love your life, don't stay in your lane and kill everybody"

 

[Questortapes74]

“Cargo versions offer as much a 523.6 cubic feet of space. That's larger than some New York City apartments...”

 

[lacanteen]

Someone should make a song with the lyrics “hey Siri” just to mess with peoples iPhones

 

[lacanteen]

Everything is ten times funnier when you're trying to be silent.

 

[lacanteen]

You know you're getting old when you see a nice co-ed, topless, standing up through a sun roof and the first thing that comes to mind is "Hey! She's not wearing a seatbelt!"

 

[lacanteen]

They should put our blood type on our driver's license.

 

[Interceptor]

Humans move slower than most animals. Let's hope we never go back to nature.

 

[Bikeman315]

Humans move slower than most animals. Let's hope we never go back to nature.

Here's one I "think" I can outrun.

 

[Sivi70980]

Have you seen them when they're trying to get laid? Fuckers can motor. Seriously, Planet Earth II: Islands.

Pretty sure everything moves faster when trying to get laid.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Have you seen them when they're trying to get laid? Fuckers can motor.

You didn't say if he caught you.

 

[Bikeman315]

Have you seen them when they're trying to get laid? Fuckers can motor. Seriously, Planet Earth II: Islands.

#’s 8, 9,& 11 are my favorites.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/559749/facts-about-sloths

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked. My wife (God rest her soul) was good at that.

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