Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

It's interesting how quickly 'too drunk to cook a frozen pizza' can become 'sober enough to fight a fire'.

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[lacanteen]

If I continuously offer people a penny for their thoughts and they give me their two cents I could make a fortune.

 

[Mikthehun1]

If I continuously offer people a penny for their thoughts and they give me their two cents I could make a fortune.

Nah, the government would just nickel and dime you to death. You'd be paying through the nose each quarter. There's just no way to buck the system.

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes we’re overwhelmed, sometimes we’re underwhelmed, but never are we actually whelmed.

 

[tcman54]

No thoughts just a stat, at 10:15am yesterday Elon Musk over took Jeffery Bezos as the world's richest man at $186 billion.

TC

 

[Sivi70980]

No thoughts just a stat, at 10:15am yesterday Elon Musk over took Jeffery Bezos as the world's richest man at $186 billion.

TC

Is that all? Yeesh

 

[jwt]

And if you think Jeff Bezos is a despicable human being you really should read your history about robber barons. Carnegie et al make our current tech billionaires look like choir boys.

 

[lacanteen]

They should remake the bachelor but instead of a guy it’s a dog and it’s 16 families competing to be his new home.

 

[lacanteen]

Somewhere, at some point, a married pair of auctioneers have had an amazing argument.

 

[Sivi70980]

They should remake the bachelor but instead of a guy it’s a dog and it’s 16 families competing to be his new home.

This is a million dollar idea right here. Generally people like animals more than other people now days so this would be huge.

 

[lacanteen]

Coin operated car vacuums should add time if coins are sucked up.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s an unspoken law that whenever a giant boulder is barreling towards someone in a movie, they have to run in a straight line instead of getting out of the way.

 

[lacanteen]

Bobby Flay should marry a woman named Sue.

 

[SEERED]

I do what I can and then I can what I do, call it self preservation.

 

[lacanteen]

The amount of karma I have can be roughly translated to the number of times I have made a completely random stranger on the internet smile.