Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Please and thank you are still magic words.

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[HoosierDaddy]

If pride goeth before the fall, shouldn't August be Pride month?

 

[lacanteen]

The inventor of the 'anagram' died this week. May he 'erect a penis'.

 

[lacanteen]

We have been catching fish the same way for centuries and they have yet to figure it out.

 

[lacanteen]

I have learned that women don't fart. Apparently they shoot tiny puffs of fairy dust that smell like a unicorn baby.

 

[lacanteen]

With so many things these days coming back in style, I can't wait until good morals, education, and manners make a come back.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

With so many things these days coming back in style, I can't wait until good morals, education, and manners make a come back.

This is definitely not a hold your breath situation.

 

[lacanteen]

"Quitting is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
-Lou Holtz

 

[lacanteen]

I think I'm losing my mind, but as long as the part that tells me I have to pee works, I should be fine.

 

[lacanteen]

For the first 18 years of life, your body is under full warranty. If you get broken, the people that made you have to pay for repairs.

 

[lacanteen]

For most of us, 2019 will be the last year ending with "teen" that we will ever experience fort he rest of our lives.

 

[lacanteen]

-Butt and booty are synonyms.
-Dial and call are synonyms.
-However, 'butt dial' and 'booty call' are two different things.

 

[lacanteen]

Whatever you're doing today, do it with the confidence of a 4 year old wearing a batman shirt.

 

[lacanteen]

Some people say I have a drinking problem but the truth is I can't even remember that last time I blacked out.

 

[Cruizer]

I found what's worse than waiting for the courier to bring your car parts. It's waiting on your painter to finish your car parts, lol.

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