Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

Johnson & Johnson could have 2 dicks as their logo.

Their name is not Johnson PLUS Johnson. Johnson AND Johnson is still 1 Johnson/dick.

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[lacanteen]

BIC makes the two most stolen items on the planet.

 

[lacanteen]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate all the days in between now and the last time you slammed your shin into a trailer hitch.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s only a gambling addiction if you keep losing, otherwise it’s a high paying hobby.

 

[lacanteen]

Secretly stealing the can-opener from your friend’s doomsday bunker would be the greatest practical joke of all time.

 

[lacanteen]

Before you publicly claim your millions from a lottery win, ask your friends and family if you can borrow $20.

 

[lacanteen]

Australia is just Alcatraz that worked out much better.

 

[m3incorp]

Make it even better and leak the word that you have won the lottery, even though you haven't, and ask them all to GIVE you $20.

Before you publicly claim your millions from a lottery win, ask your friends and family if you can borrow $20.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s been Chevy Truck Month for the past 7 years.

 

[lacanteen]

Efficiency is just optimized laziness.

 

[lacanteen]

The biggest flaw in human evolution is that we find unhealthy food tastier.

 

[Sivi70980]

I’m fasting today. Hopefully tomorrow I remember my lunch.

 

[1emglenn]

Could somebody tell me what a lert looks like? Many times in my life somebody has told me I need to be a lert.

 

[lacanteen]

This “spring the clocks forward one hour” thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4 p.m. on a Friday.

 

[Sivi70980]

Disclaimer: meant to be funny and not political!

I wonder how many mouth breathers the mask mandates have created…

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