Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Slugs could just be snails that have gone through a divorce. ‘Yep she got the house’.

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[lacanteen]

Technically, if you don't cut the cake and eat the whole thing, it's still just one piece of cake.

 

[lacanteen]

No sandwich will ever taste better than a grilled cheese cut diagonally made by your mother.

 

[1emglenn]

You will know that you are old, when putting your socks on has become a major work-out.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You will know that you are old, when putting your socks on has become a major work-out.

I stopped taking them off. I figure showering gets them clean enough. Couldn't do this without the heated drying with my Master Blaster, it's not just for drying cars!

 

[lacanteen]

No one has ever publicly complained about their parachute not opening.

 

[lacanteen]

Somewhere in an alternate universe a bunch of chickens are stuck at a lame wedding doing the ‘human dance’.

 

[Sivi70980]

No sandwich will ever taste better than a grilled cheese cut diagonally made by your mother.

100% truth!

 

[jwt]

Why is it a sandwich made by someone else tastes better than exact same one made by yourself?

 

[Sivi70980]

Why is it a sandwich made by someone else tastes better than exact same one made by yourself?

Mileage varies here. I'm a very picky eater so contamination is a serious offence to me.

 

[Bugs]

My Father-in-Laws liquor always tasted better than my own.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong

 

[lacanteen]

(I have some catching up to do. Been down almost a week with Covid)

Nature documentaries are considered normal but imagine if a camera crew composed of lions followed you around while you shit, ate and had sex.

 

[SL8888]

(I have some catching up to do. Been down almost a week with Covid)

Nature documentaries are considered normal but imagine if a camera crew composed of lions followed you around while you shit, ate and had sex.

Glad that you are “back by popular demand”. No long term effect from the “Rona” ?
I had a bout of that that put my “Dick in the dirt” for about 3 weeks the middle of January and just now back to about 90%

 

[Justpassingas]

The biggest step in any relationship isn't the first kiss....It's the first fart.

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