Random thoughts.......................

[GR11M]

It takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but the entire box to start a campfire.

Reminds me of this song

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[HoosierDaddy]

NASCAR would be more interesting if they added ramps to the race track.

I'll take figure eight tracks over ramps any day.

 

[Sivi70980]

I'll take figure eight tracks over ramps any day.

So much fun to watch! Also, bump to pass is a lot of fun too.

 

[lacanteen]

“Under Pressure” is chocolate chip and “Ice Ice Baby” is oatmeal raisin.

 

[lacanteen]

95% of all relationship problems could be avoided if you could rewind the last 10 seconds of what you just said, and try again.

 

[lacanteen]

You know, girls can tell when you look at their boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 7 seconds in boob time.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

95% of all relationship problems could be avoided if you could rewind the last 10 seconds of what you just said, and try again.

I used to believe that.....

 

[lacanteen]

When reading resumes, begin by throwing half of them away. You don’t want to hire people with bad luck.

 

[lacanteen]

Passing out is essentially an emergency nap

 

[lacanteen]

“Middle of the night water” tastes so much better than regular water.

 

[Ock]

Everytime i bend over my feet itch...

 

[lacanteen]

It’s very possible that your childhood friend (or even lifelong friend) was completely determined by a seating chart in grade school.

 

[lacanteen]

A clever person like you would never be swayed by flattery.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

A clever person like you would never be swayed by flattery.

True, but please keep trying.

 

[lacanteen]

Johnson & Johnson could have 2 dicks as their logo.

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