Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Australia is just Alcatraz that worked out much better.

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[m3incorp]

Make it even better and leak the word that you have won the lottery, even though you haven't, and ask them all to GIVE you $20.

Before you publicly claim your millions from a lottery win, ask your friends and family if you can borrow $20.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s been Chevy Truck Month for the past 7 years.

 

[lacanteen]

Efficiency is just optimized laziness.

 

[lacanteen]

The biggest flaw in human evolution is that we find unhealthy food tastier.

 

[Sivi70980]

I’m fasting today. Hopefully tomorrow I remember my lunch.

 

[1emglenn]

Could somebody tell me what a lert looks like? Many times in my life somebody has told me I need to be a lert.

 

[lacanteen]

This “spring the clocks forward one hour” thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4 p.m. on a Friday.

 

[Sivi70980]

Disclaimer: meant to be funny and not political!

I wonder how many mouth breathers the mask mandates have created…

 

[lacanteen]

At some point ‘peekaboo’ was the funniest thing we've ever heard.

 

[lacanteen]

People who are poor spellers most likely have more secure passwords in comparison to the general populace.

 

[lacanteen]

All women are bi. It's your job to figure out if it's 'sexual' or 'polar'.

 

[lacanteen]

Make sure that your phone is 100% hung up before yelling expletives at the person you just hung up on.

 

[lacanteen]

The easiest way to burn 1000 calories is to leave the cookies in the oven

 

[lacanteen]

Procrastination teaches you to finish a 8 hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in 8 hours

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