Random thoughts.......................

[1emglenn]

Yes, there are. They're called women.

When I was a kid, I explained to my mom, with what I thought was pure logic, that it made no sense to make the bed after getting up in the morning. Her response was to stay in the doorway and not let me leave the room until I did. Sorry, mom, once I left home it didn't stick.

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[m3incorp]

Dang, and here I was, getting ready to admit that I make my bed every morning. It may have something to do with all those years in the military....so a "Man Pass" requested.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

When I was a kid, I explained to my mom, with what I thought was pure logic, that it made no sense to make the bed after getting up in the morning. Her response was to stay in the doorway and not let me leave the room until I did. Sorry, mom, once I left home it didn't stick.

Now your wife stands in the door?

 

[Bugs]

Every day for 70 years.

 

[lacanteen]

Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front is.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front is.

Glasses are kind of the opposite. Doesn't matter which side of a burger you take the first bite from But picking the wrong side of a glass to drink from can stain your shirt.

 

[lacanteen]

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in the same day.

 

[lacanteen]

If Homer Simpson was a democratic Senator from Springfield, OH, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"

 

[lacanteen]

I'm aging like fine wine: on my side in a cool dark room.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I'm aging like fine wine: on my side in a cool dark room.

Put a cork in it!

 

[lacanteen]

Hear me out: a cookbook but each recipe includes a picture of all of the things that need to washed after making it.

 

[lacanteen]

I don't think people are actually getting dumber, I think stupid people are just getting more confident.

 

[lacanteen]

People these days need to quit complaining. My generation survived getting out of a waterbed drunk, and lived to talk about it.

 

[lacanteen]

Electricians should be called Power Rangers.

 

[lacanteen]

Hear me out: A reunion but instead of classmates it's all your favorite co-workers from past jobs throughout your life.

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