Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

I can remember when things only cost an arm.

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[Vlad Soare]

I can remember when things only cost an arm.

Not cars, though. The leg has always been part of the deal, it seems:

 

[lacanteen]

If you play 8 hours of video games you're addicted, but working 8 hours is normal.

 

[lacanteen]

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

 

[lacanteen]

Dog snoring: adorable

Me snoring: unacceptable

 

[detamble13]

Parenting is only hard if you care how your kids turn out

 

[lacanteen]

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.

I liked food and shelter too much, so the closest I ever came was changing our house numbers (turned a 9 over to make it a 6). I was hoping my parents wouldn't be able to find their way home.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm not self-medicating with alcohol. The man at the store wrote me a prescription. He called it a receipt, but whatever.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If you want to see your family again, pay me a million dollars.



Never mind, thought the topic was ransom thoughts.

 

[lacanteen]

I didn't wake up today to be just average. I got up because I had to pee.

 

[lacanteen]

Has anyone ever considered that Dr Pepper might have been a gynecologist?

 

[lacanteen]

The Beastie Boys didn't fight for your right to party and drink Michelob Ultra.

 

[detamble13]

Parents always cheer louder for the coaches kid

 

[lacanteen]

I don't understand the phrase "we are expecting a baby". What else could it be?

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