Random thoughts.......................

[gone_n_60]

"I Wish There Was A Way To Know You’re In The Good Old Days Before You've Actually Left Them.”
Andy Bernard - The Office

At a certain place in your life (if not now, you'll know it when it happens) we all realize the pure gold in this quote.

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[lacanteen]

People squint their eyes to hear better and turn down their music to see better.

 

[lacanteen]

Somehow the universal symbol for letting others know you’re in a public restroom stall was accepted as a sniffle.

 

[lacanteen]

You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.

Huh? French Fries are as American as it gets and they only exist so you don't need a spoon to eat ketchup.

 

[gone_n_60]

Huh? French Fries are as American as it gets and they only exist so you don't need a spoon to eat ketchup.

not sure if they are just American, in Europe they serve them "pomme frites" but with Mayo. Eeech!
;-(

 

[lacanteen]

Ripping a phone book in half isn't the feat of strength it used to be.

 

[lacanteen]

Still waiting on a reality TV show that swaps the income and living standards of a CEO and their lowest paid employee.

 

[The Demon]

Still waiting on a reality TV show that swaps the income and living standards of a CEO and their lowest paid employee.

That was Trading Places....sorta

 

[lacanteen]

It's like a law of nature, you can't bend down to pick up dropped laundry without dropping more laundry.

 

[lacanteen]

The only thing worse than seeing a wasp in your room as you get ready for bed is losing track of it as you get your flyswatter.

 

[lacanteen]

Putting a frisbee golf course next to a dog park is unnecessarily cruel.

 

[Timeless]

The only thing worse than seeing a wasp in your room as you get ready for bed is losing track of it as you get your flyswatter.

OR swatting it and not finding the body.

 

[lacanteen]

Money can't buy happiness. On the other hand, a good mood won't pay the bills.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Or, to put it another way, money can't buy happiness, but it's much better to be unhappy in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

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