Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Ripping a phone book in half isn't the feat of strength it used to be.

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[lacanteen]

Still waiting on a reality TV show that swaps the income and living standards of a CEO and their lowest paid employee.

 

[The Demon]

Still waiting on a reality TV show that swaps the income and living standards of a CEO and their lowest paid employee.

That was Trading Places....sorta

 

[lacanteen]

It's like a law of nature, you can't bend down to pick up dropped laundry without dropping more laundry.

 

[lacanteen]

The only thing worse than seeing a wasp in your room as you get ready for bed is losing track of it as you get your flyswatter.

 

[lacanteen]

Putting a frisbee golf course next to a dog park is unnecessarily cruel.

 

[Timeless]

The only thing worse than seeing a wasp in your room as you get ready for bed is losing track of it as you get your flyswatter.

OR swatting it and not finding the body.

 

[lacanteen]

Money can't buy happiness. On the other hand, a good mood won't pay the bills.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Or, to put it another way, money can't buy happiness, but it's much better to be unhappy in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

 

[lacanteen]

A fish sandwich that tastes like chicken isn’t a problem, but a chicken sandwich that tastes like fish definitely is.

 

[lacanteen]

For how commonly red and blue are used to represent hot and cold, you never see purple to represent the middle.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

For how commonly red and blue are used to represent hot and cold, you never see purple to represent the middle.

When a 30+ YO under-slab pipe sprung a leak and the cost to fix that plus the cost to fix the next and the next was more than replumbing the whole house with PEX I wanted the plumber to use blue PEX for hot and red PEX for cold because blue stars are hotter than red stars. He eventually won the argument when my wife cast the tie breaking vote. Next time I'll marry an astronomer.

 

[lacanteen]

Before the invention of calculators not a lot of people were interested in the number 58008

 

[lacanteen]

There’s no convincing a confident idiot.

 

[lacanteen]

Tell a woman she is beautiful and she will remember it for a day. Tell her she has gained weight and she will remember it forever.

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