Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Looking in a window is always creepier than looking out of one.

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[lacanteen]

It's really a good thing that our thoughts don't directly control our bodies.

 

[lacanteen]

‘Number’ is often abbreviated as ‘No.’ despite not having the letter O in it at all.

 

[lacanteen]

Olive Garden is really missing out on a marketing opportunity by not calling their bread sticks olive branches.

 

[lacanteen]

Urinal selection etiquette is widely observed but never taught.

 

[lacanteen]

When you look at haircuts from the 60s/70s/80s, it sometimes feels like hair grew differently back then…

 

[lacanteen]

Price and worth are synonyms, but priceless and worthless are opposites.

 

[JCFoster]

Some people you can’t help! 100 degrees and 10’ from the shade!

 

[lacanteen]

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is one of the most famous buildings in the world despite the fact that it is a failed project.

 

[Vlad Soare]

The meaning of the word 'whore' depends on the gender of the person using it.
To a man, a whore is a woman who sleeps with other men, but not with him.
To a woman, a whore is a woman who's more attractive to men than she is.

 

[lacanteen]

It's completely normal to put ketchup on your fries, but not on a baked potato.

 

[lacanteen]

We just assume that the inside of plastic sandwich bags are clean.

 

[lacanteen]

The only reason air is free is because there’s no cost effective way to charge for it.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The only reason air is free is because there’s no cost effective way to charge for it.

Just get people hooked on scuba diving or wait for them to give up looking for service stations with free air for tires.

 

[gone_n_60]

I'm still trying to figure out why they put 10 hot dogs in a package, but only 8 hot dog buns in a package.

it was the bakers of buns lobby that did that!

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