Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The memory of your childhood best friend lives on through bank security questions.

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[dpAtlanta]

I know we can't talk politics, but politics currently..............WOW.

I digress... do not reply with political thoughts or opinions.... you will suffer the wrath of Moderator Hell and your user name might be changed to "BANNED".

 

[lacanteen]

Memory foam mattresses in hotel rooms must get really confused.

 

[lacanteen]

A bread bowl is technically a soup sandwich.

 

[lacanteen]

Destroying something in a vat of acid sounds really extreme until you realize stomachs do it every day.

 

[lacanteen]

It's never too late to procrastinate.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

It's never too late to procrastinate.

Its never too early to precrastinate

 

[lacanteen]

Bars are the only businesses that routinely throw out their best customers.

 

[lacanteen]

Bald girls have a huge advantage in Waffle House fights.

 

[lacanteen]

Looking in a window is always creepier than looking out of one.

 

[lacanteen]

It's really a good thing that our thoughts don't directly control our bodies.

 

[lacanteen]

‘Number’ is often abbreviated as ‘No.’ despite not having the letter O in it at all.

 

[lacanteen]

Olive Garden is really missing out on a marketing opportunity by not calling their bread sticks olive branches.

 

[lacanteen]

Urinal selection etiquette is widely observed but never taught.

 

[lacanteen]

When you look at haircuts from the 60s/70s/80s, it sometimes feels like hair grew differently back then…

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