Random thoughts.......................

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People love peanuts until there are other nuts available..

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Hawaii shirts are the Christmas sweaters of summer.

 

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People would be way nicer to each other if every human was granted one murder in their lifetime.

 

[Timeless]

People would be way nicer to each other if every human was granted one murder in their lifetime.

Similar to the old west where everyone carried.

 

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The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a word or sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

 

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George Foreman made millions by telling people that it's okay to cook steak on a panini press.

 

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A vest is a formal button-down tank top.

 

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Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans.

 

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99% of what your body does it does itself, your body actually trusts you with very little.

 

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Removing ashtrays from cars didn't stop people from smoking. It just made them throw their butts out the window.

 

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The hardest thing to believe in spy films is when someone asks for the account number and they have it memorized.

 

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With the amount of people that are lactose intolerant, it’s almost like we were never meant to drink cow milk.

 

[Redcruzer]

With the amount of people that are lactose intolerant, it’s almost like we were never meant to drink cow milk.

That reminds me, gotta take my pill….

 

[lacanteen]

Minivans probably have sliding doors so that kids don’t hit other cars.

 

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The lightbulb was such a great idea that it became a symbol for a great idea.

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