Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Having a net worth of $0 makes you richer than a lot of people.

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[lacanteen]

What’s the difference between a “cotton pickin “ minute and a “dad gum” minute?

 

[lacanteen]

A burp is more polite than a fart, but if you smell the burp it's worse.

 

[lacanteen]

Microwaves never come with a subtract 30 seconds button.

 

[lacanteen]

Cannot wait to see the first all electric demolition derby.

 

[Paul McWhiskey]

Cannot wait to see the first all electric demolition derby.

They are going to need a lot of fire extinguishers.

 

[lacanteen]

You don’t ever get a whole song stuck in your head, just a portion.

 

[lacanteen]

A drive thru is a reverse food truck.

 

[lacanteen]

The economy went to the crapper the moment the dollar store stopped selling everything for a dollar.

 

[lacanteen]

Imitation crab is seafood hotdogs.

 

[lacanteen]

While sleeping, rainfall is relaxing but water dripping is annoying.

 

[lacanteen]

In many, many, many ways, having a high tolerance for stupidity makes you generally more employable.

 

[lacanteen]

We really don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.

 

[lacanteen]

Smartass and dumbass are both insults, but badass is somehow a compliment.

 

[lacanteen]

Technically, all screens are touchscreens, but not all are react-screens.

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