Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Getting laid and getting laid off are vastly different experiences.

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[Redcruzer]

Getting laid and getting laid off are vastly different experiences.

Yes, but your getting screwed either way.

 

[lacanteen]

A hangover is your body's way of telling you to go to your room and think about what you did.

 

[lacanteen]

Iron chloride, which according to Wikipedia, is a compound used in sewage treatment, is technically FeCl matter.

 

[lacanteen]

Grape drinks don’t taste like grapes at all. They taste like purple.

 

[lacanteen]

Cavemen never had to deal with the recurring nightmare of showing up to high school naked.

 

[lacanteen]

the most convenient vehicle to get hit by is an empty ambulance.

 

[lacanteen]

There are 24 whole hours in the day and yet smoke detector batteries only die between 3am and 5am.

 

[First Stang]

Don’t know much about Teslas but will banging on it activate its cameras? Does it record audio as well? This can be useful if you are in trouble and need some sort of video recording. How often is the camera recording? What if you Zoom past it at 90mph? Does it capture your license plates? Road snitch? Wouldn’t be that hard to compile a database of cars going past it over the limit. Insurance pays x amount to check the list if your car is one of them…..

 

[lacanteen]

Ashes turn white on black pants and black on white pants.

 

[lacanteen]

Technically, fries w/ ketchup is eating fruits and vegetables.

 

[lacanteen]

You can jump and swing your arms while imagining holding a jump rope and still get the same workout results.

 

[lacanteen]

The average birthday party for a 1 year old has more alcohol than the average birthday party for a 12 year old.

 

[lacanteen]

There are two kinds of highway drivers... those who use cruise control, and those who annoy the piss out of everyone else.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There are two kinds of highway drivers... those who use cruise control, and those who annoy the piss out of everyone else.

Thankfully, much less annoying with Adaptive Cruise. No need to disengage and re-engage while waiting to get past.

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