Random thoughts.......................

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People who work in the service industry live in a completely different world than 9-5ers.

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You can buy cheese that's been aged 10 years, yet expires after a week in the refrigerator.

 

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Humans are shorter when they sit but dogs are taller when they sit.

 

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You don’t notice when a person blinks, but you notice if they don’t blink.

 

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

 

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Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep by keeping other people awake.

 

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People love peanuts until there are other nuts available..

 

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Hawaii shirts are the Christmas sweaters of summer.

 

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People would be way nicer to each other if every human was granted one murder in their lifetime.

 

[Timeless]

People would be way nicer to each other if every human was granted one murder in their lifetime.

Similar to the old west where everyone carried.

 

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The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a word or sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

 

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George Foreman made millions by telling people that it's okay to cook steak on a panini press.

 

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A vest is a formal button-down tank top.

 

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Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans.

 

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99% of what your body does it does itself, your body actually trusts you with very little.

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