Random thoughts.......................

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Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampire to make humans bleed more efficiently.

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There’s food that’s best ate with a fork and plate, spoon and bowl, and fork and bowl. But no food necessities a plate and spoon.

 

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There’s food that’s best ate with a fork and plate, spoon and bowl, and fork and bowl. But no food necessities a plate and spoon.

Spaghetti. Twirl and slurp.

 

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The difference in pronunciation between 'woman' and 'women' is actually the 'o'.

 

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Do British websites use biscuits instead of cookies?

 

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There is an inverse relationship between how well you know someone and how much you clean your house before having them over.

 

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Tradition is the peer pressure from dead people.

 

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Treadmills are human hamster wheels.

 

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Boiling is frying with water instead of oil.

 

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The 77th bottle of beer on the wall is the biggest mouthful to take down and pass around.

 

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Car chase scenes are going to sound a lot less exciting once they start using electric cars.

 

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Tall people can hide their bald spots better than short people.

 

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We are very lucky that bugs are small, imagine dog sized cockroaches.

 

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Since he only has four digits per hand, Mickey Mouse can't give anyone the middle finger.

 

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Toothpaste is an enigma, a new tube runs out fast, a nearly empty tube lasts for weeks.

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