Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.

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[lacanteen]

Knowing you’re stupid makes you smarter than someone who’s stupid and doesn’t know it.

 

[1emglenn]

I'm thinking about having a banner made for my windshield. It will read... EVOM.

 

[lacanteen]

Loitering is such a stupid law, like imagine getting arrested for just standing there.

 

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You don't know how many oreos is too many, until you've eaten too many.

 

[lacanteen]

For corn, the human body must be the ultimate waterslide.

 

[lacanteen]

We're fortunate that water isn't flammable, considering hydrogen and oxygen both are.

 

[lacanteen]

School punishes you for skipping school by forcing you to miss more school.

 

[lacanteen]

In the span of half a century, we went from cars that have neither have cassette players nor CD players, to cars that have cassette players, to cars that have CD players, and then back to cars that have neither.

 

[lacanteen]

Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampire to make humans bleed more efficiently.

 

[lacanteen]

There’s food that’s best ate with a fork and plate, spoon and bowl, and fork and bowl. But no food necessities a plate and spoon.

 

[1emglenn]

There’s food that’s best ate with a fork and plate, spoon and bowl, and fork and bowl. But no food necessities a plate and spoon.

Spaghetti. Twirl and slurp.

 

[lacanteen]

The difference in pronunciation between 'woman' and 'women' is actually the 'o'.

 

[lacanteen]

Do British websites use biscuits instead of cookies?

 

[lacanteen]

There is an inverse relationship between how well you know someone and how much you clean your house before having them over.

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