Random thoughts.......................

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There are parking spots earning more than minimum wage.

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A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite into it.

 

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The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges.

 

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With a white truck with a toolbox and a few orange cones, you can park almost anywhere.

 

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You never really appreciate how much you can get done in a minute until you have something in the microwave, do a task, come back and you're still waiting for it to finish.

 

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It's fascinating that we still have people alive that once in their life spoke with someone born in the 1850s.

 

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Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.

 

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Knowing you’re stupid makes you smarter than someone who’s stupid and doesn’t know it.

 

[1emglenn]

I'm thinking about having a banner made for my windshield. It will read... EVOM.

 

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Loitering is such a stupid law, like imagine getting arrested for just standing there.

 

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You don't know how many oreos is too many, until you've eaten too many.

 

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For corn, the human body must be the ultimate waterslide.

 

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We're fortunate that water isn't flammable, considering hydrogen and oxygen both are.

 

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School punishes you for skipping school by forcing you to miss more school.

 

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In the span of half a century, we went from cars that have neither have cassette players nor CD players, to cars that have cassette players, to cars that have CD players, and then back to cars that have neither.

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