Random thoughts.......................

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As someone often blamed for women becoming lesbians, I don't really like discussing this.

Hello; Know what you mean.

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The older you get, the easier it is to put on your socks before your pants.

 

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When someone gives you a phone number over the phone, there's always a brief pause after the first 3 digits to see if you're a repeater or not.

 

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No one ever won an argument with their spouse by winning.

 

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Commas, are, speed bumps, for, your, brain.

 

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You know you're getting old when actors playing authority figures on TV are younger than you.

 

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Some days you’re the baby, some days you’re the diaper.

 

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Electric circuits are all mazes for electricity to find a ground. We just make it do useful things on its way out.

 

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Life starts as a whole bunch of firsts, but slowly without us noticing becomes a whole bunch of lasts.

 

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We don't give our thumbs enough credit for how incredibly useful they are.

 

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We can’t be absolutely sure if it was the farmer or the dog named Bingo.

 

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Dr. Seuss was seriously lucky to live in a day and age without autocorrect.

 

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Ice cream has probably bent more spoons than any other food.

 

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Sometimes life feels like a soup and I'm a fork.

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