Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

You don’t realize how often you use your fingernails as tools until you clip them too short.

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[First Stang]

If you stand in front of a mirror, do you see yourself or a reflection of yourself?

 

[key01]

Am I the only one who thinks this test has arrived a few short days before the real thing?

 

[xcm77]

If you stand in front of a mirror, do you see yourself or a reflection of yourself?

I see nothing, I was born in Transylvania

 

[lacanteen]

It's a good thing that farting is more like burping, and not like sneezing.

 

[RagmopInKona]

It's a good thing that farting is more like burping, and not like sneezing.

Um, well, as those over 45 know, never trust a fart.

 

[lacanteen]

Technically, our food doesn't go bad, other creatures just eat it first.

 

[lacanteen]

It's weird that so many blue raspberry flavored things exist when blue raspberries don't.

 

[lacanteen]

When you’re able to turn autopay on for all of your bills without fear, you’ve financially made it in life.

 

[lacanteen]

Plants would probably think it's weird that we hang up pictures of their genitals in our homes.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Plants would probably think it's weird that we hang up pictures of their genitals in our homes.

No. Plants have always had the "if you've got it, flaunt it" mindset.

 

[lacanteen]

Step 1 of intelligent debate: Make sure that the other person actually disagrees with you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Step 1 of intelligent debate: Make sure that the other person actually disagrees with you.

Only someone who hates win-win scenarios would say that.

 

[lacanteen]

It's not fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming.

 

[lacanteen]

For how small a bird's body is they are impressively loud.

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