Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Some people never learn how much easier it is to just be nice to other people, because it never crosses their mind to try it.

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[lacanteen]

We swim in lakes. Fish have sex in lakes. Take that mental picture.

 

[lacanteen]

One of the most validating feelings in the world is being liked by a friend's pet who "doesn't like ANYONE!"

 

[HoosierDaddy]

One of the most validating feelings in the world is being liked by a friend's pet who "doesn't like ANYONE!"

Happens to me all the time. I like to think it's an animal's innate ability to recognize a kindred spirit.

 

[noGreta!]

"We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need."

Chuck Palahniuk

 

[lacanteen]

One period stops a sentence, but three extends it.

 

[lacanteen]

Whomever normalized wearing yoga pants or tights in public is an international hero.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Whomever normalized wearing yoga pants or tights in public is an international hero.

Not the feedback I've been getting.

 

[CrazyHippie]

The 1st Law of Thermodynamics says that energy can neither be created nor destroyed.

Doesn't that mean that all energy is renewable?

 

[lacanteen]

In a few decades retirement homes will just be gaming centers for the elderly.

 

[lacanteen]

With his heat vision, x-ray vision and super strength, Superman would've been a way better car mechanic than a journalist.

 

[lacanteen]

Restaurants always use “crispy” as opposed to “fried” to make it sound healthier.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Restaurants always use “crispy” as opposed to “fried” to make it sound healthier.

And why is cheese always melted instead of melted>

 

[lacanteen]

There are two types of people: "It's probably nothing" and "it's probably cancer", and they usually marry.

 

[lacanteen]

The fewer things you can do in a certain shoe, the more expensive it is.

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