Random thoughts.......................

[arigr]

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[lacanteen]

If customer service is always bad for you, it’s probably because you are a crappy customer.

 

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There should be an emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick.

 

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Household ketchup bottles have see through containers, while mustard doesn’t. But in restaurants, the mustard packets are see through and ketchup isn’t.

 

[lacanteen]

Salt was found by people picking up rocks and licking them until they found one that tasted good.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Salt was found by people picking up rocks and licking them until they found one that tasted good.

Duh! How else can I find out if a rock tastes good?

 

[lacanteen]

Bologna is a hotdog pancake.

 

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One day we will tell our grandkids water was free at restaurants back in our day and they won't believe us.

 

[lacanteen]

Computer keyboards need those little trap doors on the bottom of them like toasters have.

 

[m3incorp]

Now I am going to have to check the bottom of my toaster.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Now I am going to have to check the bottom of my toaster.

Kinky!

 

[m3incorp]

lol I checked and no-hidden trap door.

Kinky!

 

[lacanteen]

Since kidney stones are made of solidified urine, technically, they are peenuts.

 

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Sleeping with pets and having audiobooks read as you fall asleep isn't that far separated from stuffed animals and bedtime stories...

 

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If you ever feel useless, just remember that Bikini Bottom has a fire department.

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