Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

A streaming service that has a "I might fall asleep soon" bookmark button would win the streaming wars.

Many smart TVs or streaming boxes have remote control apps. I'd rather have my smart watch hit pause when I nod off.

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Let us have a moment of silence for those stuck in traffic on their way to a gym to walk on a treadmill.

 

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Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier.

 

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The quality of a team can be determined by whether their fanbase is excited or disappointed by a tie game.

 

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A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you.

 

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Slowly...and without anyone noticing...long skinny car antennas have quietly gone extinct.

 

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Smartphones have killed the waiting room magazine industry.

 

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If you add garlic to toast it reverts back to bread.

 

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Technically, a gynecologist is a private investigator.

 

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Dogs get childhood and retirement with none of the BS in between.

 

[arigr]

 

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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

 

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In 46 years, the only thing not to increase in price is the cost of a vowel on Wheel of Fortune.

 

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Jogging pants are mostly used for it's opposite.

 

[arigr]

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