Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

90% of being an adult is keeping your screaming on the inside.

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[DRU842]

Can fat guys/gals skinny dip?

Isn't that more of a chunky dunk?

 

[lacanteen]

Puberty is a human hardware update that we only get the software update for when we're in our 30s.

 

[lacanteen]

Before the crowbar was invented did crows have to drink at home?

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe disinfectants only kill 99% of germs so the 1% can multiply, ensuring that you need to buy more at some point.

 

[lacanteen]

Grape candies and medicine don’t taste like grape but they sure as hell taste like purple...

 

[lacanteen]

The volume level of one's opinion is often inversely proportional to their knowledge on the matter.

 

[lacanteen]

Parking in a handicapped spot feels like fraud, but sitting in a handicapped stall feels like you upgraded to the luxury box.

 

[lacanteen]

If every day is truly a gift, then Mondays are socks.

 

[SL8888]

If every day is truly a gift, then Mondays are socks.

Hey now, I like socks

 

[lacanteen]

The internet could really use a fiction and non fiction section.

 

[lacanteen]

It's kind of weird being the same age as old people.

 

[SL8888]

It's kind of weird being the same age as old people.

Age is a relative thing, I’ve got older relatives & younger relatives.

 

[Justpassingas]

Getting old is fun...being old not so fun.

 

[dpAtlanta]

When I was born, they were using “Preparation-B” …. I have no idea what they are using now!

If someone says “It’s good to see you.”
Reply with “I’d rather be seen than viewed.”

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