Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Home is where you know exactly how far to turn the knob to get a perfect temperature shower.

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[lacanteen]

People often talk about leaving a better planet for our children but don't think about leaving better children for our planet.

 

[lacanteen]

Waking up in the morning sometimes feels like resuming a shitty movie you decided to quit watching.

 

[compprep]

Did Elon purchase Southwest and we're only find out now?!

 

[RagmopInKona]

Why do they put a handle on the outside of a push door?

So the handcapped can hold onto the door while pushing it open, as they can't work both a cane and the door at same time.

 

[RagmopInKona]

Did Elon purchase Southwest and we're only find out now?!

Nah, some IT guy was most likely let go, or told they had to buy a ticket and boom.

 

[lacanteen]

There's a perfect age to play hide and seek where you are old enough to find and appreciate good hiding spots, but young enough to still fit in most of them.

 

[lacanteen]

The biggest excitement killer is when you ask someone to guess something, and their guess is way bigger/cooler than what you actually wanted to tell them.

 

[JimC]

Your shadow exists because light that traveled 93 million miles unobstructed, was prevented of reaching the last few feet of its journey. All thanks to you.

 

[lacanteen]

As I watched a dog chase his tail I thought "dogs are easily amused." Then I realized that I was watching a dog chase his tail.

 

[lacanteen]

Someone's parents have probably used you as a bad example for their kids.

 

[Paul McWhiskey]

Someone's parents have probably used you as a bad example for their kids.

Absolutely, true!

 

[lacanteen]

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived.. Going for the record again tomorrow.

 

[lacanteen]

The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If not for MFers everyone would be an only child.

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