Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

With so many things these days coming back in style, I can't wait until good morals, education, and manners make a come back.

This is definitely not a hold your breath situation.

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[lacanteen]

"Quitting is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
-Lou Holtz

 

[lacanteen]

I think I'm losing my mind, but as long as the part that tells me I have to pee works, I should be fine.

 

[lacanteen]

For the first 18 years of life, your body is under full warranty. If you get broken, the people that made you have to pay for repairs.

 

[lacanteen]

For most of us, 2019 will be the last year ending with "teen" that we will ever experience fort he rest of our lives.

 

[lacanteen]

-Butt and booty are synonyms.
-Dial and call are synonyms.
-However, 'butt dial' and 'booty call' are two different things.

 

[lacanteen]

Whatever you're doing today, do it with the confidence of a 4 year old wearing a batman shirt.

 

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Some people say I have a drinking problem but the truth is I can't even remember that last time I blacked out.

 

[Cruizer]

I found what's worse than waiting for the courier to bring your car parts. It's waiting on your painter to finish your car parts, lol.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I found what's worse than waiting for the courier to bring your car parts. It's waiting on your painter to finish your car parts, lol.

One difference is not much downside to nagging the parts guy. Getting parts is binary. Paint is the whole spectrum.

Never piss off a painter or shoe guy.

 

[Cruizer]

One difference is not much downside to nagging the parts guy. Getting parts is binary. Paint is the whole spectrum.

Never piss off a painter or shoe guy.

I would never, lol. I know better. He's a small shop and the heat and humidity are killing him. He only has one booth fully climate controlled and he has cars in and out, and I need a spoiler done. He does great work on color matching. So, I'll wait.

 

[lacanteen]

Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth and consume the adult beverage within. It really seems to help.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm told that it's possible to go to the gym and not tell Facebook about it.

 

[lacanteen]

You know you're a bad driver when Siri says: "In 400 feet, stop and let me out."

 

[lacanteen]

How come when The Hulk smashes everything he's "incredible", but when I do it I'm drunk and banned from Walmart?

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