Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

I did a push-up today. Actually, I fell down and had to use my arms to get back up...........close enough.

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[lacanteen]

The fact that there’s more paperwork involved in adopting a kid than conceiving a kid seems counter-intuitive.

 

[lacanteen]

Hot fudge is ice cream gravy.

 

[lacanteen]

At some point in time, some one decided flipping the middle finger meant “f*** you” and we all just kinda went with it.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

At some point in time, some one decided flipping the middle finger meant “f*** you” and we all just kinda went with it.

Duh. Thumb was already "great job". First finger was already "its over there". Little finger was already taken by certain tea drinkers. Of the two remaining, only one can be raised by itself without special training and concentration.

 

[lacanteen]

If image cropping could be reversed. All hell would break loose.

 

[lacanteen]

Oddly enough, most people associate “silent but deadly” with farts instead of murderous mimes.

 

[Justpassingas]

If you give a woman an inch….she probably won’t be calling you back

 

[lacanteen]

Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the whole song instead of a 6 second loop.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Thanks to a breakthrough new schizophrenia drug, I'm changing my pronouns from them/they to he/him.

 

[lacanteen]

The middle ground between “sea” and “land” is “sand”.

 

[lacanteen]

Every day, thousands of people are happy because their checked luggage came out first.

 

[lacanteen]

Dates are job interviews for our genitals.

 

[lacanteen]

Financial stability is buying gas before the light comes on.

 

[lacanteen]

He who drinks a fifth on the fourth, may not be able to go forth on the fifth.
-anon

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