Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

At some point ‘peekaboo’ was the funniest thing we've ever heard.

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[lacanteen]

People who are poor spellers most likely have more secure passwords in comparison to the general populace.

 

[lacanteen]

All women are bi. It's your job to figure out if it's 'sexual' or 'polar'.

 

[lacanteen]

Make sure that your phone is 100% hung up before yelling expletives at the person you just hung up on.

 

[lacanteen]

The easiest way to burn 1000 calories is to leave the cookies in the oven

 

[lacanteen]

Procrastination teaches you to finish a 8 hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in 8 hours

 

[lacanteen]

Kids wanna be teens, adults wanna be teens again. Everybody wants to be a teen, except teens.

 

[lacanteen]

You are not a bad example if you can be used as a bad example.

 

[lacanteen]

I know right from wrong (wrong is the fun one).

 

[lacanteen]

Eating a calzone is just a more socially acceptable way to eat an entire pizza by yourself.

 

[lacanteen]

l just created a new word: Plagiarism

 

[dpAtlanta]

George,
Your humor NEVER goes unappreciated… keep up the good humor my friend…..!!!!
Thanks and keep it up.

 

[lacanteen]

People complain about paying $150 for a tire that carries them around at 70 MPH, but no problem paying $200 for shoes that carry them around at 2 MPH.

 

[SL8888]

Hell, I just “Scored” these beauties and I wish they were that cheap…..now if I can just get another oil filter….

 

[Justpassingas]

Correct each other in private
Defend each other in public
And keep your personal business off social media

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