Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Boobs are proof men can concentrate on two things at once.

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[lacanteen]

I saw an ad this morning for discounted bookmarks, 2 for $3.00. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just use a $1 bill as a bookmark?

 

[Sivi70980]

I saw an ad this morning for discounted bookmarks, 2 for $3.00. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just use a $1 bill as a bookmark?

I've used the same corner of a Duracell 9 volt battery pack as a book mark for over 10 years now.

 

[lacanteen]

January was only a year long but we made it through.

 

[Sivi70980]

January was only a year long but we made it through.

I would argue it was 31 years long but at the same time also 5 minutes. Time is getting weirder and weirder as I age.

 

[lacanteen]

Saying things that your parents used to say isn’t you becoming them, it’s finally understanding why they said it.

 

[lacanteen]

Slugs could just be snails that have gone through a divorce. ‘Yep she got the house’.

 

[lacanteen]

Technically, if you don't cut the cake and eat the whole thing, it's still just one piece of cake.

 

[lacanteen]

No sandwich will ever taste better than a grilled cheese cut diagonally made by your mother.

 

[1emglenn]

You will know that you are old, when putting your socks on has become a major work-out.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You will know that you are old, when putting your socks on has become a major work-out.

I stopped taking them off. I figure showering gets them clean enough. Couldn't do this without the heated drying with my Master Blaster, it's not just for drying cars!

 

[lacanteen]

No one has ever publicly complained about their parachute not opening.

 

[lacanteen]

Somewhere in an alternate universe a bunch of chickens are stuck at a lame wedding doing the ‘human dance’.

 

[Sivi70980]

No sandwich will ever taste better than a grilled cheese cut diagonally made by your mother.

100% truth!

 

[jwt]

Why is it a sandwich made by someone else tastes better than exact same one made by yourself?

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