Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Sears started out as a mail-order catalog that would deliver packages right to your door. It was driven to bankruptcy by an internet site that delivers packages right to your door.

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[HoosierDaddy]

Still don't understand guys who prefer automatics but get upset when their GF buys a vibrator.

 

[lacanteen]

Charging a phone for 5 minutes is the equivalent of a 5 minutes snooze for a human: useless, but reassuring

 

[lacanteen]

When a dog licks it’s own penis it is normal but when a human does it's impressive.

 

[lacanteen]

The purpose a persons big toe serves is to assist with balance. The purpose of the smallest toe is to determine if one’s furniture needs to be adjusted or destroyed.

 

[Orange devil]

The purpose a persons big toe serves is to assist with balance. The purpose of the smallest toe is to determine if one’s furniture needs to be adjusted or destroyed.

Having a movable joints in the pinky toe is a game changer .

 

[Orange devil]

I'm looking for a friend today
Another victim just like me
A lunatic a loser a freak
Another casualty from a fucked up society

 

[Orange devil]

When a dog licks it’s own penis it is normal but when a human does it's impressive.

Never to late for yoga classes

 

[Orange devil]

Still don't understand guys who prefer automatics but get upset when their GF buys a vibrator.

Manual vibrators don't come with batteries

 

[Orange devil]

There are genuinely people who think milk goes before cereal.

Blame that on horrible parents

 

[lacanteen]

You never realize how many shortcuts your computer has until your cat walks on your keyboard.

 

[lacanteen]

It takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but the entire box to start a campfire.

 

[Justpassingas]

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones I'm getting now.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring.

 

[SL8888]

It’s horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring.

My wife would agree...But I don't hear thing

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