Random thoughts.......................

[1emglenn]

Where on earth is its face?

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[Orange devil]

You pass your death anniversary every year without knowing the date .

 

[SL8888]

You pass your death anniversary every year without knowing the date .

Every day, you are one day closer....

 

[lacanteen]

There are genuinely people who think milk goes before cereal.

 

[lacanteen]

Sleep is our body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps us from screwing things up for 7 or 8 hours.

 

[Orange devil]

When I was young I longed to know
What lies beyond the veil
Now I don't want to see it
As I come closer it whispers
I don't want to tell
The things that it says in my dreams
The things that I think I can see

 

[lacanteen]

Sears started out as a mail-order catalog that would deliver packages right to your door. It was driven to bankruptcy by an internet site that delivers packages right to your door.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Still don't understand guys who prefer automatics but get upset when their GF buys a vibrator.

 

[lacanteen]

Charging a phone for 5 minutes is the equivalent of a 5 minutes snooze for a human: useless, but reassuring

 

[lacanteen]

When a dog licks it’s own penis it is normal but when a human does it's impressive.

 

[lacanteen]

The purpose a persons big toe serves is to assist with balance. The purpose of the smallest toe is to determine if one’s furniture needs to be adjusted or destroyed.

 

[Orange devil]

The purpose a persons big toe serves is to assist with balance. The purpose of the smallest toe is to determine if one’s furniture needs to be adjusted or destroyed.

Having a movable joints in the pinky toe is a game changer .

 

[Orange devil]

I'm looking for a friend today
Another victim just like me
A lunatic a loser a freak
Another casualty from a fucked up society

 

[Orange devil]

When a dog licks it’s own penis it is normal but when a human does it's impressive.

Never to late for yoga classes

 

[Orange devil]

Still don't understand guys who prefer automatics but get upset when their GF buys a vibrator.

Manual vibrators don't come with batteries

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