Random thoughts.......................

[Orange devil]

There are genuinely people who think milk goes before cereal.

Blame that on horrible parents

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[lacanteen]

You never realize how many shortcuts your computer has until your cat walks on your keyboard.

 

[lacanteen]

It takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but the entire box to start a campfire.

 

[Justpassingas]

I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones I'm getting now.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring.

 

[SL8888]

It’s horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring.

My wife would agree...But I don't hear thing

 

[lacanteen]

CTRL+ALT+DELETE is like threatening your computer to hurry up or else.....

 

[lacanteen]

Toothpaste tubes are surprisingly quiet compared to ketchup bottles.

 

[Justpassingas]

" Everyone makes mistakes, don't beat yourself up" Jussie Smollett

 

[lacanteen]

Toothpaste tubes are surprisingly quiet, compared to ketchup bottles.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Should I be worried when my wife keeps knocking others out of the way to catch the bouquet at weddings?

 

[lacanteen]

Once we perfect cloning, it’ll just be a matter of time before we start fighting for same-self marriage.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Anyone else notice what "Brandon" and "street racing in Mexico" have in common in these forums?

 

[lacanteen]

I just read that a man my age has sex, on average, 27 times per year. If that's true, the next 2 weeks are going to be fantastic!

 

[elonmaski13]

We should have never let Kentucky in the union! and this is not really good at this!

Same

You won't be able to even apply the KY. But short of full bondage and mechanical articulation using sprockets and chain (or very close-quarters confinement of the parties Harajuku hoodies - think coffin-sized box), one can't "create the next generation" either in the traditional mode.

We should have never let Kentucky in the union! and this is not really good at this!

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