Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

We should have never let Kentucky in the union!

I still haven't forgiven them for inventing the worst tasting jelly ever.

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[lacanteen]

Life has 3 stages:

1. “You’re good at that for your age.”
2. “You’re good at that.”
3. “You’re good at that for your age.”

 

[lacanteen]

You will always this read wrong.

 

[lacanteen]

Parenting is recognizing your kid doing all of the things you used to do and deciding whether or not to let them get away with it.

 

[lacanteen]

A girl who owns fake cat ears is probably just trying to be quirky and cute. A girl who owns a bunny ear headband probably just had an old school halloween costume at some point. A girl who owns fake fox ears is definitely into some shit.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing will ever make you doubt yourself more than walking past a group of 12 year old girls, then hearing laughter once you're a safe distance away.

 

[lacanteen]

Batteries and bra sizes follow the same general pattern.

 

[lacanteen]

Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water.

 

[lacanteen]

The city of Denver was probably founded by a group of tired settlers who took one look at the Rocky Mountains and decided “oh hell no, we stayin' right here”.

 

[lacanteen]

Humans evolved to have smooth skin not covered in fur, only to later remove the fur of other animals and put it over their skin.

 

[lacanteen]

Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

I keep telling you. The increased activity/sightings is of aliens scouting for the best orbital seats because they know about the asteroid we don't yet.

 

[lacanteen]

One of the most fulfilling moments in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with someone.......... unless you are in prison.

 

[lacanteen]

There are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who take a pen out of the drawer, find it doesn’t work and put it back, and those who throw it away. Those 2 types are always married to each other.

 

[m3incorp]

Guilty

There are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who take a pen out of the drawer, find it doesn’t work and put it back, and those who throw it away. Those 2 types are always married to each other.

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