Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs. 80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

There's an O. Henry story in there somewhere.

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[lacanteen]

What’s sad about having an imaginary friend is that he is the one with the real friend.

 

[Orange devil]

Having a warrent is basically like adult hide and seek.

 

[lacanteen]

The difference between being “ballsy” and being a dumbass depends on whether or not you’re successful at it.

 

[Orange devil]

I need a new friend........

The last one escaped.

 

[lacanteen]

Smart people often play dumb and ask questions while dumb people often play smart and answer them.

 

[Qcman17]

Canada Geese are flying south without a Covid test

 

[Orange devil]

I can explain it to you ,but I can't understand it for you.

 

[lacanteen]

It would be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller.

 

[Orange devil]

You bring out the worst in me ..

 

[lacanteen]

If you don’t cut the brownies when you cook them you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.

 

[Orange devil]

I'm stuck in a coma, stuck in a never ending sleep.crashing Funerals of people I've never met.
Some day I will wake up and realize I made up everything.

 

[Orange devil]

What happens when don't have any room left in closet to hide skeletons?

 

[lacanteen]

Everything is a puzzle if you’re stupid enough.

 

[lacanteen]

Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wi-Fi still can’t reach my bedroom.

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