Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

I am a second-hand vegetarian: Cows eat grass, I eat cows.

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[lacanteen]

Gambling addiction hotlines would be much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner.

 

[lacanteen]

If humans could have sex telekinetically, mind blowing would have a whole new meaning

 

[1emglenn]

Why do they call it a cocktail lounge? Is it because people go there for one or the other and sometimes both?

 

[IPOGT]

I have one that's puzzled me lately. Why do we feed wild animals? Not debating whether we should, just questioning the concept. Could you imagine? Imagine being a wild animal where everyday of your life is fending for your own food and this other random animal comes up to you and offers you food. Take it a step further and say you accept the food and then this other animal just starts stroking your head in random ways. It has to be the most awkward, bizarre, experience for them haha.

That is an interesting thought!

 

[lacanteen]

Bags of pet food should come with a toy in the bottom like a box of cereal.

 

[lacanteen]

You can substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You can substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim.

That's why everyone should write their own.

Oh, and NEVER let anyone video the vows! Before smart phones, a friend of mine and her husband decided to renew (or whatever you call it) and they both wrote their own vows which I saw before the ceremony. His were mostly a long series of yada yada only you. Don't know if nervous or devious but he left out the word ONLY in each one and I had it on "tape" (remember that). She didn't notice but I'm still getting regular payments for silence.

 

[samd1351]

My wife made it a point to have the word "obey" removed our vows. Well, at least her half of them.

 

[lacanteen]

Walmart should consider installing bars with an observation deck so we could people watch.

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

Just look for "the people of Walmart" on YouTube, close enough.

 

[lacanteen]

A fly flying through a fart must be like a human driving past a paper mill.

 

[IPOGT]

See this one i don't get, I've only ever bought hot dogs in packs of 8. Where are these mythical 10 packs?

At least on Long Island, we drive on parkways and park in driveways. Puzzling.

 

[20ducks]

Someday, I would like to be able to roll my eyes totally backwards to see what my brain looks like in action. Someday.

 

[lacanteen]

Since the iPhone X has facial recognition, I'm sure that some women that use heavy makeup get locked out of their own phone.

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