Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

I’m sorry George but Mik said I had to stop liking your posts. Your getting to close to him. Personally I do not care but he is just a Prima Donna.

Must have something to do with the air in New Jersey.

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[lacanteen]

The ROYAL air in NJ. Again, The King is speaking.

Or, he could be compensating................

 

[lacanteen]

Hmmm...though you lack in manners, you do have a shrewd and biting wit. You would make a powerful ally. I dub thee Sir @lacanteen!

 

[lacanteen]

Some times you win, some times you learn.

 

[lacanteen]

If you show someone your butt on the moon, are you earthing them?

 

[Sivi70980]

What does bubblegum taste like?

Sugar?

 

[shogun32]

What does bubblegum taste like?

chemical nasty. Then again the last piece of Bubbli'icious I chewed was probably 1980. From the US Army Commissary so who knows how long it sat in a container in the hot Yokohama sun.

 

[EmCel]

 

[lacanteen]

I am a second-hand vegetarian: Cows eat grass, I eat cows.

 

[lacanteen]

Gambling addiction hotlines would be much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner.

 

[lacanteen]

If humans could have sex telekinetically, mind blowing would have a whole new meaning

 

[1emglenn]

Why do they call it a cocktail lounge? Is it because people go there for one or the other and sometimes both?

 

[IPOGT]

I have one that's puzzled me lately. Why do we feed wild animals? Not debating whether we should, just questioning the concept. Could you imagine? Imagine being a wild animal where everyday of your life is fending for your own food and this other random animal comes up to you and offers you food. Take it a step further and say you accept the food and then this other animal just starts stroking your head in random ways. It has to be the most awkward, bizarre, experience for them haha.

That is an interesting thought!

 

[lacanteen]

Bags of pet food should come with a toy in the bottom like a box of cereal.

 

[lacanteen]

You can substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim.

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