Random thoughts.......................

[shogun32]

Not hearing about Charlie Sheen in the news lately has been a large quality of life improvement.

For him, or for us?

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[lacanteen]

I wish you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make a whole noisy room quiet.

 

[lacanteen]

Not hearing about Charlie Sheen in the news lately has been a large quality of life improvement.

For him, or for us?

Us, of course.

 

[lacanteen]

I have zero clue how a Chinese spelling bee would work.

 

[shogun32]

I have zero clue how a Chinese spelling bee would work.

Q: "please spell 'parent'"
A: "parent. standing, at the top of a tree, looking around"

said in Chinese (Mandarin?) of course which would actually just be the single-word answer: 'shin'

Hint: look at the Chinese character for Parent.
https://kanjiwakaru.com/kanji/1435

 

[EmCel]

" I wonder if I look funny driving my car"

I'm short so the seat is at its last setting so that I can reach the clutch. Hehe

 

[EmCel]

Yes. I'm tall so my seat back is pressed against the back seat.

Wow, yeah you're pretty tall.

 

[EmCel]

I'm only 6'2", I just like to sit back from the wheel.

Well different strokes for diff folks. I like hugging the steering wheel myself. all good tho... there's like a 6" gap between the steering wheel and my body so it should be safe

 

[tcman54]

Saw an old guy walking up to the checkout at the Walmart, he had 4 bottles of wine and a box of prostate medicine, is there a moral to this story?

TC

 

[Bikeman315]

Saw an old guy walking up to the checkout at the Walmart, he had 4 bottles of wine and a box of prostate medicine, is there a moral to this story?

TC

Buy 6 bottles of wine!

 

[lacanteen]

I need to get my life together, but I'm waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.

 

[EmCel]

" I wonder if I look funny driving my car"

I'm short so the seat is at its last setting so that I can reach the clutch. Hehe

Lol

 

[lacanteen]

Remember Sarah Palin? I think we should give her credit for showing us all that it’s actually possible to speak in Comic Sans.

 

[lacanteen]

Cows are proof that you cannot lose weight by walking and eating salads.

 

[Bugs]

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days left till Christmas!

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