Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Alphabet soup has got to be more filling in China.

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[samd1351]

Not as funny, but def random. Anyone notice the Tampa Bay Bucs uniforms look like the Magnetic mustang with the red interior?

 

[Sivi70980]

How did the very first STD get created? If the first humans were both virgins, there should be no STDs.....wait, nvm people are gross and do "it" with animals and anything else that resembles both male and female genitals.

But if the animal is also a virgin...glitch in the matrix?

 

[Sivi70980]

No glitch, god doesn't exist, the universe is a cold uncaring place, and everyone dies alone. Also, enjoy the herpes.

Haha as far as I know I'm STD free. Maybe I should get checked though since this did randomly pop into my head. Should be a fun talk with the wife... "Hey hun, so this is random...lets get checked for STDs". Next thread I would make would be titled "So this is what my wife did to my car..." I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife for over 10 years. Sooo step one is to park my car someplace she can't get to. Step two is to make sure I make a video for tik-tok when I ask her if she wants to get checked.

Continuing the line of thought and maybe not a good joke, she would fuck my life up lol.

 

[Sivi70980]

No glitch, god doesn't exist, the universe is a cold uncaring place, and everyone dies alone. Also, enjoy the herpes.

Wait God doesn't exist?!?!?

 

[lacanteen]

Google maps should have an "I have to pee" button.

 

[dpAtlanta]

Should be a fun talk with the wife... "Hey hun, so this is random...lets get checked for STDs". Next thread I would make would be titled "So this is what my wife did to my car..." I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife for over 10 years.

You haven't been married for longer than 10 years we hope? That might change her attitude and her reaction!

 

[Questortapes74]

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[lacanteen]

Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...................

 

[lacanteen]

Apparently, when someone asks who your favorite child is you're expected to name one of your own.

 

[Sivi70980]

You haven't been married for longer than 10 years we hope? That might change her attitude and her reaction!

Will be married 9 years in 2 weeks. Knew her before then so yeah, about 10 years of just her.

Glad I'm not single every time I read or hear a story about all the gender BS going on right now. Nonexistent God save us all lol.

Aren't we all "Santa" when we give gifts for Christmas?

 

[Fordever]

If you were standing on a bridge and jumped, where would be “when” you jumped? In the air is “after” you jump. On the bridge is “before“ you jump.

 

[Fordever]

Why aren’t hemorrhoids call ASSteroids?

 

[Questortapes74]

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[Sivi70980]

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But if we were there, would it be because we were there?

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