Random thoughts.......................

[Questortapes74]

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[Questortapes74]

“Touchless” carwash.

Liars!!! Water and soap touched the car everywhere.

 

[lacanteen]

If you stay home because someone at work got you sick, you should be able to use THEIR sick days.

 

[mindo389]

A sign on someone's engineering department door:

We have not succeeded
in answering all of your problems.
The answers we have found
only serve to raise a whole new set of new questions.
In some ways, we feel as confused as ever,
But we believe we are confused on a higher level
and about more important things.​

 

[lacanteen]

Patience is not ability to wait, but the ability to keep a level attitude while waiting.

 

[Interceptor]

“Touchless” carwash.

Liars!!! Water and soap touched the car everywhere.

Why are topless bars touchless, but topless bike washes they touch our bikes.

Then I think..... the insurance commercial with half man half bike, what then?

 

[Questortapes74]

Then I think..... the insurance commercial with half man half bike, what then?

Next? Why a lady with handlebars. LOL...

 

[lacanteen]

You can’t please everyone. You can only please yourself. But not in public, that’ll get you arrested.

 

[lacanteen]

The first rule of exaggeration club is there are seriously like a billion rules for exaggeration club.

 

[lacanteen]

That's cute, the One-upmanship Club has at least 2 billion.

Sort of like my sarcasm club, as if you care.

 

[dpAtlanta]

That is not as good as the Change My Mind Club..... ohh wait, maybe it is... on second thought... no-no, I take that back... I think?

 

[lacanteen]

I've been told that I'm condescending. That means that I talk down to people.

 

[Questortapes74]

I've been told that I'm condescending. That means that I talk down to people.

I’ve been told that I am “uplifting.” Does that mean???

A) Full of hot air.
B) Optimistic.
C) Bad gas.
D) Own a forklift.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I’ve been told that I am “uplifting.” Does that mean???

A) Full of hot air.
B) Optimistic.
C) Bad gas.
D) Own a forklift.

Your sex offender registration says it has something to do with strangers' skirts.

 

[lacanteen]

Does Friday the 31st bother dyslexic people?

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