Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The 90s seemed SO much further from the 60s than the 2020s seem from the 90s.

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[Bikeman315]

Guy I work with actually did.

 

[samd1351]

Bad Santa. One of the most wrong, and best movies ever!

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Got a little creeped out.

Some old guy asked me if I knew what was great about twenty five year old girls?

I said "No, what's so great?"

He said: "There are twenty of them!"

Sorry if I didn't adapt it well. That was actually from a political meme, so I couldn't use the pic or name in the no politics meme thread.

 

[Bikeman315]

Got a little creeped out.

Some old guy asked me if I knew what was great about twenty five year old girls?

I said "No, what's so great?"

He said: "There are twenty of them!"

Sorry if I didn't adapt it well. That was actually from a political meme, so I couldn't use the pic or name in the no politics meme thread.

 

[Questortapes74]

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[Bugs]

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Yes, they were allowed to eat the oranges.

 

[Bikeman315]

I was thinking about Brexit and transgenderism. The UK just decided they're not part of Europe anymore. People across America (don't know if it's a global phenomenon) are picking and choosing their gender. As you may have heard, I myself have also been transitioning. My whole life, I've felt like things were off. I've never been quite comfortable with my life as society has told me to live it. In this time of change and uncertainty, I've decided to address the discord in my own life, and the troubled times in the UK. I would ask you all to refer to me now by my new name/pronouns:

Mik I, by the Grace of God of the Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

For brevity you may refer to me with His Highness/His Majesty pronouns.

Your Highness, I think you need another cup of coffee.

 

[Questortapes74]

“For some reason, the Deputy Commissioner thinks that the former Chief Inspector Dreyfus might try to kill me. Obviously, the poor man is crazier than anyone gives him the credits for.“

 

[Rinzler]

Why do people who have a problem with the scientific method, tell other people about it on computers/cell phones, wirelessly, across the world wide web, possibly some of the most revolutionary scientific achievements since the microscope. I never got that.

 

[lacanteen]

They should combine Old people homes with child day care centers and animal shelter/petting zoo’s. This way the old people have company, can watch the children and they can play with the animals. And they can all sh** anywhere.

 

[lacanteen]

Neither cough, rough, though and through rhyme, but pony and bologna do.

 

[tcman54]

Can anybody actually kill Chuck Norris?

 

[Bikeman315]

Can anybody actually kill Chuck Norris?

No.

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