Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Patience: What we must practice when there are too many witnesses.

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[Bikeman315]

Would a "boobs guy" still be all about boobs if we grew up in a society where women were topless just as much as guys were?

Yes!

 

[lacanteen]

A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you.

Weren't any when I wanted to find out. Fortunately we DID have freeway clover leafs back then (remember them). Suspected a corporate investigator was following me. A couple laps said I was right.

Large amounts of fuel was being stolen from unmanned company owned stations and they thought someone in IT might be involved with hacking the system. I found a hidden mic on the bottom side of my desk top when retrieving a dropped pen so figured I was in their net. I doubt they thought it funny when I faked a phone call about concerns over construction near where Hoffa was buried.

 

[HiTekExec]

... I doubt they thought it funny when I faked a phone call about concerns over construction near where Hoffa was buried.

some folks have no sense of humor

 

[lacanteen]

When a French person swears, do they say “Excuse my English”?

 

[Interceptor]

If you fall asleep with your clothes on it saves you time of dressing in the morning.

 

[lacanteen]

Deodorant makers need to stop telling people their product lasts for 48 hours. Some people on the subway actually believe that.

 

[lacanteen]

Smartphones have killed the waiting room magazine industry

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Smartphones have killed the waiting room magazine industry

And Covid too. Hard to read without touching and if touched get soggy from the alcohol wipes.

 

[Sivi70980]

I was actually feeling some serious nostalgia for print magazines the other day. Remember when Rolling Stone was that huge format? I actually might subscribe to PCGamer once I've got the house all sorted.

Grew up with PC Gamer magazine in the house. My wife still gets Rolling Stone.

 

[hlfbkd420]

Why is the shortest distance between two points always under construction?

Why does the phone always ring when I am fully submerged in water?

Have you guys heard my new country music song? it's titled "I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger".

 

[hlfbkd420]

I was actually feeling some serious nostalgia for print magazines the other day. Remember when Rolling Stone was that huge format? I actually might subscribe to PCGamer once I've got the house all sorted.

I just started selling my entire collection of "NextGeneration Magazine" from the 90's and early 2000's. Amazing what people pay for these things.

 

[lacanteen]

"An apple a day" is bullshit. Remember Eve, Snow White, Blackberry, or a pig served at a luau. Didn't work out so well.

 

[Zissou]

On the random thoughts, I was sitting on the couch with my dog in my lap (who is far too big for that) and thought how my dog doesn't think it's weird that this big primate is totally cool with holding and petting him. Then I thought how uncomfortable and nervous I would be if I saw a chimpanzee or gorilla holding my dog.

And taking it back to the very original post, lasagna totally IS a pasta cake! I love that and never thought of it like that haha

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