Random thoughts.......................

[Sivi70980]

On a 1 to 10 scale, how great?

Want to know how disappointed I should be.

In my head I think it was a strong 7 so typed here, likely only missing out on a 2 maybe 3.

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[HiTekExec]

This random thought just in:

Covid masks keep my face warm in winter. They've also made me aware of the fact that I have bad breath at times, as I can smell my own exhaust now. Listerine is my new friend..

Nothing like a little self-awareness

 

[lacanteen]

I used to win a lot more arguments before Google became popular.

 

[lacanteen]

North Korea is the world’s chihuahua. It’s small, unpredictable, evil, and no one wants to get close to it.

 

[Mus2z]

I need a cold beer

 

[HiTekExec]

I can appreciate a well stocked fridge

 

[lacanteen]

With the rise of self-driving vehicles these days, it’s only a matter of time before there’s a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him.

 

[lacanteen]

Patience: What we must practice when there are too many witnesses.

 

[Bikeman315]

Would a "boobs guy" still be all about boobs if we grew up in a society where women were topless just as much as guys were?

Yes!

 

[lacanteen]

A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you.

Weren't any when I wanted to find out. Fortunately we DID have freeway clover leafs back then (remember them). Suspected a corporate investigator was following me. A couple laps said I was right.

Large amounts of fuel was being stolen from unmanned company owned stations and they thought someone in IT might be involved with hacking the system. I found a hidden mic on the bottom side of my desk top when retrieving a dropped pen so figured I was in their net. I doubt they thought it funny when I faked a phone call about concerns over construction near where Hoffa was buried.

 

[HiTekExec]

... I doubt they thought it funny when I faked a phone call about concerns over construction near where Hoffa was buried.

some folks have no sense of humor

 

[lacanteen]

When a French person swears, do they say “Excuse my English”?

 

[Interceptor]

If you fall asleep with your clothes on it saves you time of dressing in the morning.

 

[lacanteen]

Deodorant makers need to stop telling people their product lasts for 48 hours. Some people on the subway actually believe that.

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